Choosing camps

The tabloids have been having a field day speculating whether Brad Pitt has hooked up with Mr and Mrs Smith co-star Angelina Jolie. Some cite the sexy star as the cause of his split from Jennifer Aniston. Whatever the truth may be, trendy LA boutique has decided to profit from the marital discord, selling T-shirts adorned with the slogan 'Team Aniston' and 'Team Jolie'. The waiting list for the T-shirts is already up to three months.

According to the manufacturer of the T-shirts, White Trash Charms, Aniston is winning the race. Most people feel for her and resent Jolie's reputation as a man-eater. Brooklyn waiter Mark Stephens told the Daily News: "Angelina is a predator. Brad obviously didn't think with his brain. Jen is a pleasant, beautiful girl, but Angelina is a sex siren and that probably appealed to him more."

Advertising sales rep Ali Bisset spoke harsher words: "I was surprised when Brad settled with Jennifer to begin with. He could have the most gorgeous woman around, because he's the most gorgeous guy, and now he's got that in Angelina."