Lagerfeld To Apologise

Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld has been ordered to apologise to British women after claiming they are too fat for his clothes. The designer threw a hissy fit when high street chain H&M made his designs bigger to fit the average British woman, who is a size 16. He complained they had been created for 'slim, slender people'. Now H&M directors are demanding he apologise for insulting their customers.