Team Moss

She may have horrified luxury houses like Burberry with her alleged cocaine habit, but Kate Moss has once again inspired others in the fashion world. Commercially-minded retailers know that La Moss still sells. Spreadshirt is selling tote bags (£14.20) and T-shirts (from £14.90) sporting the slogans Fashion Victim, Dreaming of a White Xmas and Free Cocaine Kate.

Also by the same design team are badges with Pop Art-style drawings of the scorned supermodel. "Torn at by the tabloids, bloodied by the broadsheets, its time to kick against the pricks. Get your ass behind the leader of the party-hard generation.Vote Moss" commands the Palakon website, which offers black and pink 'Vote Moss' t-shirts.